did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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