that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
