Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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