Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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