I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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