i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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