I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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