I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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