Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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