handjob tips. give me some.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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