Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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