Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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