just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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