I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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