next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
tell me about the eggs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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