That's intense
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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