I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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