I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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