She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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