You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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