If that was your dad, he is hot
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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