i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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