I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what day is it and did you see me today?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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