how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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