i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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