Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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