question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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