I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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