youre lurking in front of me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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