Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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