So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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