i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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