I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She is in my trunk
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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