Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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