ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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