Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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