I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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