I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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