who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
