yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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