there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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