Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
