What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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