New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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