Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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