Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
two words...techno handjob
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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