is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
