shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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