I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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