doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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