Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We need a shit load of segways right now
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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