How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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