they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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