At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The ass gains better be worth it
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