Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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