Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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