I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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