btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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